I got here early so I get my pick of claims! Thanks spookyville for starting this community. You are cool.
I hereby claim this chest in the name of... no, wait, nevermind.
I claim the Creative Possibilities sketch. As some folks are aware, my handle's been some reference to that sketch for several years. I am the office sub. Laura sub. The substress. Officesubmarine. Office? SUBMARINE!
I secondly claim Kevin's sexiness. Oh yeah, you like sexy, he's sexy. To clarify, I lay claim to his sexiness as described by Le Poupee himself in a handful of monologues and sketches. I suppose this encompasses anything from the way he sleeps to his being your sexy Bat out of Hell. But it's very general. Is that cool? I've never done one of these claim things before :)